my Scooty!!!!!

I can drive a Scooty... FINALLY!!
I mean, how long could they have kept me away from it??
I had to have it some time!! And now I am such an expert at it that I can give mini-maxims to people when asked for, but no one generally asks me,unless they want to put their insurance companies' at work, of course!!
anyways, here's what I have learnt while learning the scooty..
#Raising the accelerator and speeding up does not require brains...
but then, technically, there is no traffic rule that tells you to actually "use your brains" when you drive!!
#You should know that your scooter runs when you turn the accelerator, not when you press on it hard. (something any beginner is bound to do out of tension) That just results in acute numbness that does not go away easily. (you are listening to an expert in here)
#use the HORN!
#never expect lady drivers to be courteous to you, they actually think you are stealing their glory on the road and can become quiet a pain in the ass!!
#Do not under any circumstances, take your mum along with you, especially if even she can drive, or worse, its her scooter you are driving!
#Never lose confidence when on the scooter, the scooty may then take charge of the situation, and you never know...
enough for now...
I am starting to miss my scooty!!!
I need a round!!
And I am gone.....